Rebecca finally learned who my early AM mistress was…here it is.
Who passes up guaranteed date ass for bar hopping with a Dufus in Millington?
I was surprised to learn that xjwelks is following me on tumblr.
Earlier in the week, my piece of shit car broke down on I-69 while headed to work [of course it broke down on 69 my fav #]. Towing costs and a new fuel pump = $700+ of non-budgeted expenses; however, all is well in the world of shitty cars. Thankfully, that piece of dog-shit will be paid off in a few months; which, equals no car payment.
My car troubles are not the point of this post; however, they did allow me to observe something very profound. To be honest, it really caught me by surprise, but reaffirmed everything I’ve been saying to Rebecca.
Long story short, a female friend has googly eyes for a much younger co-worker boy; he is far from being a man. No, that was soft, IMO I’d say those googly eyes have turned into “Fatal Attraction” eyes on more than one occasion, I digress, sorry. Nevertheless, here is my opinion.
When I briefly visited this female friend at her place employment, I saw her as this: nicely dressed, very mature, well-put together and attractive young woman. Undoubtedly, my friend is not the type of woman that needs to offering/begging younger boys with motor head period.
Now, after just seeing my friend in that good light, I stepped into the break-room. Viola! There he was, the younger co-worker boy…then it hit me like a ton of bricks. The aurora of his immaturity was eminating so loud that it could not be ignored. Just the way he moved and carried himself was night day compared to my friend. I tried conversation with him, he uttered some words. I thought to myself, HOLY SHIT this immature boy is who my nicely dressed, very mature, well-put together and attractive friend is chasing after? You’ve got to be kidding me, right? It’s so damn obvious does she not see it too?
The profoundness [and point of the post] was the obvious difference between my female friend’s maturity level and the young boy. It really caught me off guard. If I told you that I wasn’t astonished at their difference I’d be lying. I’ve been marinating on these thoughts for a few days, I felt like something needed to be said. Personally, I never thought the boy was attractive or even remotely in my friend’s league. Heck, the boy fails to compare against that gay guy Jamie Bamber.
Now, to be fair, let’s turn the spotlight on me and wrap this story up. When I was 400+ lbs, unhealthy looking and ginormous the same type of profoundness was most likely said about me. I’m sure people looked at me all the time and said, “Wow that guy is fucking fat as hell, he needs to lose some weight etc.” Point being, while it was obvious to everyone else that I was a fat fucker; at times, I still saw myself as thin basketball Jason and I did nothing wrong. It wasn’t until I heard, from an outside source, that hey Jason you’re gross. Then, I realized what I was doing to myself and body was complete tomfoolerly.
In the end, it might be argued back at me that I have no idea what I’m talking about, I don’t understand the feelings of attractions or have no conceptions of why this relationship is damn important…blah…whatever. What I do know for fact is the difference in maturity between my friend and this boy exists; and it’s obvious to everyone. Lastly, I know that big cocks, possessing the ability to bring your partner to climax and being a relationship with an equally mature partner leads to a perpetual happiness and successful marriage. If you don’t have them, keep looking…there are enough fish in the sea.
![OMG Nick you networked yourself into the front page of OU’s website. Kind of a faggy tool move IMHO [can you sense my smartass tone]. Hopefully, this tomfoolery will increase your ability to plow the OU fields. In short, work the short-lived web fame and lay some serious pipe!
btw- have you seen the quote I list on my tumblr?
elgatostrikesagain:
HELL YEA GPOYW: ON MY UNIVERSITY HOMEPAGE EDITION!
(Beginning of shameless plug)
I am featured on the homepage of my school! I have been on it before, but now I have my own student profile. So stoked!
I guess this is a little tiny perk to all the hard work.If you really want to see this first-hand/how beautiful I am (kidding). Go to this website…
Oakland University
You may have to refresh the page a few times because there are other student profiles that cycle through along with mine. I doubt many people will take that step to go to the webpage, but who the hell cares?! Thanks for reading this far.
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OMG Nick you networked yourself into the front page of OU’s website. Kind of a faggy tool move IMHO [can you sense my smartass tone]. Hopefully, this tomfoolery will increase your ability to plow the OU fields. In short, work the short-lived web fame and lay some serious pipe!
btw- have you seen the quote I list on my tumblr?
HELL YEA GPOYW: ON MY UNIVERSITY HOMEPAGE EDITION!
(Beginning of shameless plug)
I am featured on the homepage of my school! I have been on it before, but now I have my own student profile. So stoked!
I guess this is a little tiny perk to all the hard work.If you really want to see this first-hand/how beautiful I am (kidding). Go to this website…
You may have to refresh the page a few times because there are other student profiles that cycle through along with mine. I doubt many people will take that step to go to the webpage, but who the hell cares?! Thanks for reading this far.
(End of shameless plug)
There isn’t much, if anything, of substance I’d change about my wife. However, it is really annoying whenever we go out, as couple for a fun night, or even a Friday night dinner for that matter and it never fails; a fun cap to a great time never happens. We’re both in good shape and still young. I’m not ready to start living as if I’m 60+ yet. Nevertheless, I have faith in The Folds of Joy.